IMAO: New Latin Mottos for Obama

Harvey at IMAO has figured out why Obama dumped the faux presidential seal:

Let's be honest. The REAL reason Barry ditched his fake presidential seal was that his Latin slogan "Vero Possumus" was interpreted by most people to mean something like "I [heart] possums". Which is all well & good for capturing the Granny Clampett vote, but lacks overall appeal for the general election.

But personally, I say he should keep the faux seal and just change up the motto . . .

He's written up a list of possible replacements. My personal favorites:

Non Terebratus Via Forus Hoc - Can't drill your way out of this
E LVII Unum - Out of 57, one.
Iste Infantia Patris - Your Baby Daddy

Go read the rest. You'll want to stay awhile - they're having a good time over there. We'll leave the porch light on.

(UPDATE: New favorite (from the comments): Veni Vidi Flipfloppi)