"The super-sized, take-out-a-second-mortgage-to-pay-for-it bushel basket of movie popcorn just might not be big enough. War is breaking out among liberals, and the entertainment value might make Avatar look like a test signal."
Out of touch? Nah. Well, maybe -- the obtuse American hoi polloi might need a little guidance to help them see that they really do like what's going on in Washington. At the moment, they just don't "get it", you see.
Yeah, that must be it. Got that popcorn?